For a $2000US, you can purchase an item listed as "Mountain Lion. Closed Mouth. Boone & Crockett Scale Mounted on your sports helmet. With cape or Tail as options" from Attila the Hun Custom Ski Apparel's online gallery of helmet covers.  Using top of the line pelt, the Chieftan Hun Taxidermist creates truly original custom pieces - the Hun requires clients to send in their helmets to ensure an exact fit.  Besides the rather spectacular cougar, available animal options include Alaskan Timber wolf, wolverine, cross, silver, blue, or artic fox, and coyote.

Attila the Hun also sells fur trapper hats with tails attached, mitts, headbands, archery quivers, belts, key rings, and yes, the fur bikini, available in either beaver or otter fur.  Although not properly taxidermy - no beaver head appears anywhere it shouldn't - a fur bikini is just too noteworthy not to take note of.  According the website: "the beaver bikini is a Hun exclusive and sure to be an attention getter."  No doubt. The bikini is one-size-fits-all ("if it doesn't fit you, you probably shouldn't be wearing it anyway"), costs about $150.00, and weighs 2 pounds.

Check out the Hun: http://attilahelmets.com/8.0.html