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Cover "it" with fur
Sunday, January 7, 2007 at 11:26PM 
For a $2000US, you can purchase an item listed as Mountain Lion. Closed Mouth. Boone & Crockett Scale Mounted on your sports helmet. With cape or Tail as options from Attila the Hun Custom Ski Apparel's online gallery of helmet covers. Using the finest pelts, the Chieftan Hun Taxidermist creates truly original custom pieces. In fact, the Hun requires clients to send in their helmets to ensure an exact fit. Besides the rather spectacular cougar displayed here, available animal options include Alaskan Timber wolf, wolverine, cross, silver, blue, or artic fox, and coyote.
Attila the Hun also sells fur trapper hats with tails attached, mitts, headbands, archery quivers, belts, key rings, and yes, the fur bikini, available in either beaver or otter fur. 
Although not properly taxidermy - no beaver head appears anywhere it shouldn't - a fur bikini is just too noteworthy not to take note of. According the website: "the beaver bikini is a Hun exclusive and sure to be an attention getter." No doubt. The bikini is one-size-fits-all ("if it doesn't fit you, you probably shouldn't be wearing it anyway"), costs about $150, and weighs 2 pounds.
Check out the Hun: http://attilahelmets.com/8.0.html
Reader Comments (9)
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
animals have feelings too YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
CLEARLY THEY ARE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL;)
FUCKING DIRT BAGS.
Studying the fabrics of the universe, I realize that everything is pure concentrated energy and our bodies are being replaced constantly.Which probably makes them ignorant children~
Logically, wearing fur is no different than wearing anything else once you learn.
That said, nice cougar!